jarandhel

Is there already a saying which states something to the effect of either of the following?

Computer's don't make mistakes... they screw up on purpose.
Computer's don't make mistakes... they just don't like you.

If not, I may have to claim one or both of those as Jarin's Law. (Though I can hardly imagine I'm the first person to think or say them. Quick google searches not turning them up, though.)

I'm doing some thinking on Murphyism today. Writing may come of it later.

Remember, when computers say 00101010 they really mean "There is only One God of the Electron and the Switch, Finagle, and Murphy is his Prophet."