Two quick things:

1) I hereby publicly take back every nasty thing I ever said about the taste of Jolt Cola. (I tried it again after several years, and maybe it's just that I didn't expect an energy drink to taste like soda anymore but this time I liked it. This time it was Jolt Blue, though, and not the original so I don't know if I would like the original or not yet. I will be trying it soon.)

2) Am I the only one geeky enough to look at Jolt Cola's current slogan "It's all positive", look at the pseudo-positive-terminal on the top of the can, and think: but electricitons are negatively charged and flow OUT of the negative terminal and INTO the postive terminal of a battery?