Unitarian Jihad Silliness

[jarandhel]

I just ran a friend's names through the FRUJ Name Generator. Brother/Sister Shining Flame of Rationality, Brother/Sister Trebuchet of Truth, Brother/Sister Pointy Implement of Mercy, Brother/Sister Honorable Plasma Rifle of Fervent Tranquility, Brother/Sister Divine Cattle Prod of Reasoned Humanitarianism.... wow, they really know this person. :)

As for me, I got:

Jarandhel Dreamsinger = Brother/Sister Shuriken of Tranquility
Jarin Dreamsinger = Brother/Sister Derringer of Reasoned Equanimity
Actual Full Legal Name = Brother/Sister Whip of Mindful Contemplation
Daily Use Legal Name = Brother/Sister Hand of Serenity

Hmm.... I think it works better if you're actually a unitarian. I wonder if there is a pagan jihad name generator yet? *grins and winks* If not, now there will be three by the time the week is over, knowing the crowd reading this.

Comments

[ex-casteylan314.livejournal.com]

I'd give it a go if I knew any programming.

I am, apparently, Brother Plasma Rifle of Enlightened Freedom. Which seems incredibly apt somehow.

[feonixrift.livejournal.com]

It's random, you can hit refresh for a new one.

(Much as I think it's terribly silly, I was amused by "shotgun of moderation", suits me quite well.)

[jarandhel.livejournal.com]

The FRUJ one isn't random if you enter a name. The same name gives the same result every time, I tested that to make sure. :)

[dogemperor.livejournal.com]

Hell, I just wish I knew the damned URL for it. (I've seen people with the names all *over* the damned place, but NOBODY HAS POSTED THE FUCKING URL *wails*)

[helen99.livejournal.com]

It's http://homepage.mac.com/whump/ujname.html