Salmon Salad Recipe

Two 2.5 ounce packets of Salmon, of your preferred brand.  I believe I used chicken of the sea, not walking out to the kitchen to double check right now.
Three to four spoonfuls of Miracle Whip.  You want just enough to coat the salmon, not enough to overpower.
Mix thoroughly.

To this, add:
Garlic Powder
Oregano
Basil
Mrs Dash Italian Seasoning
Mrs Dash Lemon Pepper Seasoning (go heavy on this one)
Poppy Seeds
Celery seeds would also work, but alas I didn't have any.  Likewise onion flakes.
A very small (less than one tablespoon) splash of white vinegar.

Mix thoroughly.  Serve on bread.  Shepherd's Bread is very good for this.

Serves 1 Jarin, and Lego gets to lick the bowl.