My Boyfriend is Evil

He introduced me to Starbucks "Mint Mocha Chip Frappuccino" last summer. This is, of course, a gateway drug. I since graduated to White Chocolate Mochas. They are now my staple drink when my boyfriend and I stop by a Starbucks (or the somewhat rarer occasions that I am dragged there by my brothers.)

Which leads me to the events of today. I was thirsty this morning at work. Because of a train delay on top of a later than usual start, I hadn't had time to stop by the store and get my usual morning energy drink (I've been drinking Jolt Blue for the past one or two weeks now). I was just going to make myself a hot chocolate because our company provides hot chocolate mix free to workers... but someone else had a pot of coffee going in there. I couldn't resist... I tried making a Mocha. Bit of coffee. Bit of hot water. Creamer. Sugar. Hot Chocolate Packet. Bit of cold water to bring it down to a drinkable temp... stir liberally...

... perfection.

I now have access to a virtually unlimited supply of caffeine while at work.

And if you think about it, it's really all my boyfriend's fault. ;-)

Assfuckery

... there are some people whose sole purpose in life is apparently nothing more than to do acts which merit being buggered by unicorns.

That is all.